The Name Game


Take the Fox Haters Challenge!

The Fox haters will tell you that they have the facts, the proof, the iron-clad evidence to prove that all of their fevered fantasties about FNC are true. They are the intellectual elite, who see what the poor, dumb viewers somehow miss. And to prove their scholarly superiority, they turn to the last resort of all propagandists and smear merchants: name-calling and personal attacks.

Just how far over the bend have these haters tumbled? Can you identify some of their most creative, cultured insults? Take the Fox Haters Challenge! Here are ten examples, all culled from the ravings of the newshounds (another fine product of the Outfoxed gang). Just match the newshaters' personal attacks with the FNC employees who were their victims. Ten points for each correct response. We don't have any fancy HTML, so you'll have to keep track of your answers the old-fashioned way: jot them down.

How well do you understand the cognitive processes of the haters? The quiz begins now...

01. Complete Idiot.
  • Brit Hume
  • Juliet Huddy
  • Martha MacCallum
  • Wesley Clark

02. In-House Pimp
  • Sean Hannity
  • Judge Andrew Napolitano
  • Brian Kilmeade
  • Ellen Ratner

03. Second Banana Shill
  • Juan Williams
  • Alan Colmes
  • Steve Doocy
  • Martin Frost

04. Nauseating Manipulative Huckster
  • Bill O'Reilly
  • John Gibson
  • John Kasich
  • David Corn

05. Sexist Two-Bit Thug
  • David Asman
  • Col David Hunt
  • Neil Cavuto
  • Ellis Henican

06. Big Blond Buffoon
  • E.D. Hill
  • John Gibson
  • Laurie Dhue
  • Susan Estrich

07. Bully Boy Clown
  • Gregg Jarrett
  • Mancow Muller
  • Sean Hannity
  • Wayne Rogers

08. Nauseating Collaborator
  • Alan Colmes
  • Greta Van Susteren
  • Geraldine Ferraro
  • Col Oliver North

09. Idiot Stooge
  • Steve Doocy
  • Stuart Varney
  • Rick Folbaum
  • Neil Gabler

10. Traitor and Liar
  • Col Oliver North
  • Robert Novak
  • Eleanor Clift
  • Bob Beckel

Bonus Question: Hypocrite
  • Neil Cavuto
  • Sean Hannity
  • Juliet Huddy
  • Bill O'Reilly

Each correct response is worth ten points. To compute your score, here are the answers.

posted: Tue - January 17, 2006 at 02:57 PM       j$p  send 
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