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J$P Video! Great Moments from Shep's Paris Hilton coverage.

From Studio B, June 8 2007:

Shepard Smith in rare form [QuickTime video]:

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posted: Fri - June 8, 2007 at 05:30 PM       j$p  send 

I am not a young woman, a liberal, a rich person or a class hater, nor am I sympathetic to lawbreakers, and don't care about Paris Hilton--NORMALLY--however, I feel VERY SORRY for her right now and believe that she MAY BE dead within a month--a bit like Anna Nicole--THEN will the ghoulish press and people like Al Sharpton be content? To me, she seems like a fragile young woman who hasn't committed a crime warranting such savage hatred by so many people who don't know her. It is frightening and revolting to witness this spectacle. I'm also disappointed by the snark, Michelle.
June 8, 2007, 7:31:06 PM EDT – Like – Reply

Al Sharpton is a joke and we all know that. I don't have anything personal against Ms. Hilton either. If she doesn't have to work, good for her! LOL. The vicious remarks by Silverman @ the MTV event (saw it on O'Reilly) were over the top. That said, I think the sentence is pretty fair and she should have to do some community service too. Maybe clean up a park or something.
June 8, 2007, 7:58:16 PM EDT – Like – Reply

Fox Fan
I don't hate her or feel sorry for her. I nothing her.
June 8, 2007, 9:09:40 PM EDT – Like – Reply

The reenactment of the court scene is just awesome. I wish all the Paris Hilton news stories would get such treatment.
June 8, 2007, 9:13:24 PM EDT – Like – Reply

As for whats-her-face, my buddy just spent 3 months in jail for the same thing and a guy on my hockey team lost his license and was on 6 months house arrest for something similar, so I have no sympathy.
Also, I'm watching Nicole Ritchie on Conan and she looks like a [@$#!] corpse. These people are all insane.

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June 9, 2007, 1:04:36 AM EDT – Like – Reply

Waaaaay tooo funny! Right on!
June 9, 2007, 1:32:35 PM EDT – Like – Reply

I love Shep. MST3K. Carnies. He he he.
June 9, 2007, 4:11:26 PM EDT – Like – Reply

And this deserved wall to wall news coverage why? She is not on my radar and I could care less about her "sentence".
June 9, 2007, 5:25:33 PM EDT – Like – Reply

"I feel VERY SORRY for her right now and believe that she MAY BE dead within a month"
One can only hope...
June 9, 2007, 6:04:46 PM EDT – Like – Reply

Haha...that was too funny! Go Shep!
June 9, 2007, 8:00:27 PM EDT – Like – Reply

Tim G
Sharpton may have a point on this one but where was he when Michelle Williams, who was used as an example over and over again, got out after a few hours. I guess there is only outrage when a white person gets out early. Williams AND Hilton should both serve the full sentence! I must ask Sharpton this....If Hilton was black, would he be making such a fuss?
I am pretty sure we all know the answer.
June 11, 2007, 2:17:01 PM EDT – Like – Reply

Fox Fan
Tim, if Hilton was black Sharpton would still make a fuss. It would be an opposite fuss however.
"She only got the sentence because she's a rich black woman!"
June 11, 2007, 8:03:06 PM EDT – Like – Reply

Tim G
Very true, FOX Fan.....
June 11, 2007, 10:54:08 PM EDT – Like – Reply