The Outfoxed gals don their tin-foil hats, and unleash another volley of fabrications, distortions, and lies. With J$P Video!

It's that time again: more pickings from the Fox haters' Grapevine, where all the branches have thorns, and the grapes are decidedly sour. And once again this edition is brought to you by the newshounds (another fine product of the Outfoxed syndicate). You know the hounds? Nobody hates FNC more than they do, even as the gang at Sick of Spin catches them in another lie. Our friends at The Cable Game are on their case too, from exposing them as "mouth-breathing weirdos" to documenting their downward spiral straight into Crazy-Town ("Do they make white jackets in size Schnauzer?").

Nonetheless, the insanity continues. Probie Donna uses lunatic logic to invent a complaint about Trace Gallagher's conversation with Juan Williams:

Gallagher must have felt he needed to get a jab in about Democrats.... It's amazing how the fill in [sic] hosts are up on their Republican talking points, isn't it?

What was the "jab at Democrats"? The Republican "talking point" that Gallagher raised? See for yourself [QuickTime video]:



"We need to get out of Iraq" is a Republican talking point? Don't try to make sense out of it. It's hound logic. But we have even more from the perplexed probie:

Fox News Live with Bill Hemmer (12 - 1 p.m.) is getting more brazen in it's [sic] one sided [sic] coverage of the Iraq war. Today he had on Senator Lindsay Graham (R-South Carolina) to talk about the Democrats [sic] plan.... Lindsay Graham had uncontested time to rail on about how if we set a timetable that the Democrats want it will 'embolden the insurgents.' He repeated this over and over.

Donna put up her outraged article just eight minutes after yesterday's program ended. But today? No article on the Hemmer hour from Donna (who has gone on to complain about Studio B, as noted above). Why is this? What happened with Bill Hemmer today that Donna doesn't want anyone to know about? She won't tell you, but we will:



What's this? Joe Biden getting "uncontested time"? See how easy it is to claim a program is "one-sided"? Just leave out all the Democrats who appear! Just like she did with that "one-sided" program from yesterday:



But there's even more to Donna's duplicity than this glaring use of the "invisible man" technique. She goes on to lie to her readers about the rest of the hour:

Then Hemmer even had a segment about the 'cut and run' plan.... The people represented in this segment included Representative John Kasich (R)... The other guest was a man who used to work for the LAPD and British Police (why didn't they just get a Democratic Representative to make it fair and balanced?).... So, there you go, two segments on Iraq from Fox and both of them Republican oriented. Where is the fair and balanced they are always claiming?

Sigh. What are the newsliars not telling us this time? Why don't they tell us who the "other guest" was? Possibly because he was Richard Aborn, repeatedly identified on the newshounds' own site as a "Democratic strategist"!



From Donna's lies, we turn at last to the deranged Marie Therese, who apparently has the tin foil hat concession at the He-Woman Fox-Haters Club:

FOX News Pulls Plug on Civil Rights Attorney...[Tiki Barber] and co-host Kiran Chetry were so completely outmaneuvered by civil rights attorney Michael Gross that FOX literally cut the segment short for a commercial break.

And the credulous kennel-dwellers bought this bilge whole:

• See what happens to the Fox morons when they try to debate anyone of any substance.
• Cut! Cut to commercial!
• There's your proof folks. [Fox] can't handle the truth. The bully channel pulled the plug when someone else was bully. Comical.

Here's the "incriminating" evidence [QuickTime video]:



What the mangy curs won't tell you: it was 6:56 am. It was the end of Fox & Friends First. The break is computer controlled. It happens at exactly 6:56 am--every morning. For example, here is the same break from just the day before (note how the computer fades out the spinning Fox logo just before it enforces the break) [QuickTime video]:



If the break doesn't come at 6:56 am, then Fox & Friends will start late, and it always begins by 6:59 am:



Distortions, trickery, and lies. All in a week's work for the most deranged of the Fox haters, the newspuppies. See how they lie.