Take the All-New Fox Haters' Challenge!

Name-calling and personal attacks: the last resort of all propagandists and smear merchants. Just how far over the bend have the Fox haters tumbled? Can you identify some of their most creative, cultured insults? Take the all-new Fox Haters Challenge! As in our previous challenge, here are ten examples, all culled from the ravings of the newshounds (another fine product of the Outfoxed gang). Just match the newshaters' personal attacks with the FNC personnel who were their victims. Ten points for each correct response. We don't have any fancy HTML, so you'll have to keep track of your answers the old-fashioned way: jot them down.

How well do you understand the cognitive processes of the haters? The quiz begins now...


01. Slimy

• Sean Hannity
• Bill Hemmer
• Oliver North
• Megyn Kendall

02. Pudgy-faced, middle-aged

• Bob Beckel
• Terry Keenan
• Bill O'Reilly
• Kiran Chetry

03. Smarmy

• Brit Hume
• Michelle Malkin
• Chris Wallace
• Gretchen Carlson

04. Inane bubble-brain

• E.D. Hill
• John Kasich
• Julie Banderas
• Dr Manny Alvarez

05. Middle-aged, balding

• Ben Stein
• Gary B Smith
• Wayne Rogers
• Rebecca Gomez

06. Giggling eye candy

• Gretchen Carlson
• Kirsten Powers
• Juliet Huddy
• Charles Krauthammer

07. Pasty-faced bully

• John Gibson
• Gregg Jarrett
• Trace Gallagher
• Jane Skinner

08. Oily

• Bill O'Reilly
• Neil Cavuto
• Shepard Smith
• Marvin Kalb

09. Smarmy sophomoric jerk

• Fred Barnes
• John Gibson
• Carl Cameron
• David Corn

10. 60-something pokerfaced curmudgeon

• Michael Barone
• Robert Novak
• Brit Hume
• Page Hopkins

Bonus Question: Baby-faced

• David Asman
• Father Jonathan Morris
• Neil Cavuto
• Bill O'Reilly

Each correct response is worth ten points. To compute your score, here are the answers.