3/9/10 12:24 AM

Wednesday Cable News Links and Open Thread

Monday's numbers: Bill-Beck-Bret 1-2-3.  Weekly ranker.  Weekend numbers.

Fox News contributor subpoenaed!  CNN's only hope?

Michelle Obama on FNC.  Bob Beckel's bird.

Back to twitter jail: day 21.  Brock's Fox knocks.

Maddow vs Beck.  Coop commended.  Gasp's first scoop.

Malkin at Kimmel.  Hotline after dark.  Sarah vs Seth.

Nobody likes Chris?  Gasp gossip.  Joe vs Bozell.

Q&A: Amanpour (via ATCNN).  Subtitles are racist!

Updated through the day.  Use our valuable bandwidth to post your cable news comments in today's open thread. Standard rules apply.




Blackflon
And the whining continues.  
 
 
NewsBusters Jumps Into The News Hounds/Johnny Dollar FeudReported by Ellen - February 16, 2010 - Comments (21)    
 
Ellen and her dog washers(sarcasm) are going to great lengths to excuse their lies. As usual, the best they can do is trot their chief idiot(sarcasm), littlejohnt who posts actual vile quotes from Ellen. Then Ellen, the liar in chief(sarcasm), say that quote doesn't count because it was too long ago.  
 
Alex, the screecher(sarcasm), comes along and challenges Johnny to release IP addresses. Only the low life Hideious Hens(sarcasm) release IP addresses.  
 
Pegleg Peggy puts her bottle down(sarcasm) to enlighten everyone as to how utterly ignorant she is.  
 
All of this screaming fake outrage eminating from the Dog Pound(sarcasm) can only mean that they are unable to defend their position. They keep tryin but it just isn't working.  
 
I had to place "sarcasm" in there because the Mutts wouldn't understand and they would come out to attack me for "vile" comments.  
 
They themselves like to think of their own childish behavior as "sarcasm".  
 
Why do they love Johnny Dollar so much?
February 17, 2010, 8:14:53 AM EST – Like – Reply


Danny
That's a pretty good summary of what is happening.  The dog pounders are so agitated that they have no idea that they are just running around foaming at the mouth and screeching deliriously like crazy people; not making any sense.  It's pretty funny to watch.
February 17, 2010, 10:45:09 AM EST – Like – Reply


Chris
For a blog they like to dismiss with traffic results-they're spending alot of time this week whining about this blog. Johnny really hit a nerve this past weekend
February 17, 2010, 12:57:11 PM EST – Like – Reply


Cecelia
Why do they love Johnny Dollar so much?
 
Sarcasm?  
February 17, 2010, 8:43:46 AM EST – Like – Reply


Cecelia
Re: Nobody likes Chris?
 
I used to be quite a fan of Chris Matthews, but he's gotten so prone to calling every Obama critic a racist, that I can't stand him.
 
Re: Subtitles are racist!
 
Fox routinely puts the comments it wishes to emphasize into subtitles.
 
I believe I saw them doing that yesterday during footage of Sen. Bayh making his statement.
February 17, 2010, 8:49:06 AM EST – Like – Reply


sarainitaly
that subtitles are racist post was so ridiculously hysterical. who are these people??
February 17, 2010, 10:02:04 AM EST – Like – Reply


Germ
These people have no boundaries.  They only know hate.  They were coddled as children and now that they are in the real world and it's "tough," it has to be someone's fault.  No matter how much they lie, because their "Mommy" will always love them.
February 17, 2010, 1:27:53 PM EST – Like – Reply


Blackflon
johnt's little brother??
 
 
Count Istvan<img src="http://cdn.js-kit.com/images/icon10-external-url.png"/>  
There isn't enough minutes in my life to read Koldys and Bozo.
 
 
Someone wasn't paying attention in English class.
February 17, 2010, 12:42:03 PM EST – Like – Reply


 johnny dollar
Istvan is one of the characters (along with Pegleg) who cheered on the call for violence against GLenn Beck that we exposed in Sunday's FHWiR. Dogs of a feather...
February 17, 2010, 12:52:40 PM EST – Like – Reply


Chris
Count banned me from posting comments at his blog because I post comments here-he did a post saying that-it doesn't bother me-I don't give a shit that I can't post at his blog-I haven't even tried since that post
February 17, 2010, 12:59:23 PM EST – Like – Reply


Blackflon
Johnny, I notice that with all of their rantings about your FHWiR, they have yet to provide evidence of the lies they keep accusing you of.  
 
They keep saying how irrelevant the J$ site is, yet they continue thier attacks and smears.
 
Why do they love JOhnny Dollar so much.
February 17, 2010, 2:21:57 PM EST – Like – Reply


 johnny dollar
Hey that's fine with me. They're writing the next FHWiR for me. And I have a funny feeling there's going to be quite a reaction to it.
February 17, 2010, 2:26:03 PM EST – Like – Reply


I.M. Right
And I have a funny feeling there's going to be quite a reaction to it.
 
                        
February 17, 2010, 4:08:40 PM EST – Like – Reply


I.M. Right
Well it's nice that he's taken time out of his busy schedule to spend with the haters over at NH.
February 17, 2010, 1:03:30 PM EST – Like – Reply


Chris
Maddow lied and needs to just shut up-she gets hate mail and death threats-which is terrible but she is not the only one in the media-she needs to get off her high-horse
February 17, 2010, 1:01:32 PM EST – Like – Reply


Blackflon
Pot meet Kettle.
 
Fox News Hosts Try To Make Political Hay Out Of University Of Alabama ShootingsReported by Ellen - February 17, 2010 - Comments  Gee, wasn't it News Hounds that tried to link the death of Dr. Tiller to Bill O'Reilly?My , my, how soon they forget their own hypocrisy.
February 17, 2010, 2:17:01 PM EST – Like – Reply


Germ
Not only that but Olberdouche and Madcow still link Beck and O'Reilly to murderers, as in they were the cause of the murders by people they never met.
February 17, 2010, 2:43:17 PM EST – Like – Reply


Mike C.
Re: "Sarah vs. Seth": I have a feeling that MacFarlane will be on "Countdown" tonight.  To answer Z's question, when I heard the line, I didn't like it, but I kept watching.  I come to expect some attack at some point on conservatives, Republicans, and FNC on either of Seth's shows: "Family Guy," "American Dad," or "The Cleveland Show."  And in Sunday's episode of "The Cleveland Show," one of the characters, Holt, was shown to have a McCain/Palin bumper sticker on his car.  But despite all this, I continue to watch, taking the shows one episode, scene, and line at a time.
February 17, 2010, 3:04:39 PM EST – Like – Reply


ImNotBlue
MacFarlane has been falling for quite some time now.  Family Guy was a very funny show... but the downside was MacFarlane's ego grew with it's popularity.  Everything since then, has been worse and worse.  Family Guy has gone way down, "American Dad" is bad, and the "Cleveland Show" is awful.  And let's not forget that he had that special variety show... once... which I don't think even his friends watched.  He's in free fall... but I'm not sure he knows it yet.
February 17, 2010, 3:31:50 PM EST – Like – Reply


Mike C.
You're absolutely right.  I think that's what happened to Keith Olbermann.  No wonder he and Seth are buddies.
February 17, 2010, 3:58:06 PM EST – Like – Reply


Mike C.
Seth was not on "Countdown" tonight.  I was wrong.
February 18, 2010, 12:53:23 AM EST – Like – Reply


Blackflon
Be very afraid.
 
 
NotSoFast<img src="http://cdn.js-kit.com/images/icon10-external-url.png"/>  
Ellen, if you wish, I will donate 50 dollars to help for you to visit with legal council, and determine if criminal and civil charges can be brought against Koldy and everyone who posts at his opinion site for  the hateful and misogynistic slander being directed at you.  
 
 
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 17, 2010, 6:20:23 PM EST – Like – Reply


Chris
LOL!!!! it would be dismissed on the spot!!
February 17, 2010, 6:25:27 PM EST – Like – Reply


Fox Fan
I'm not sure what caliber of lawyer they can get for $50.  
 
Hey, I need $50. Screw it, I'll represent Ellen for FREE!
February 17, 2010, 9:20:16 PM EST – Like – Reply


I.M. Right
They now want to prosecute us for our opinions?  Hey Tim Robbins, talk about a chill wind!   
 
Idiots.
February 17, 2010, 6:26:02 PM EST – Like – Reply


 johnny dollar
Oh that pesky 1st Amendment. The hounds will have to have it suspended it immediately. After all, how dare anyone criticize a site that calls for Bill O'Reilly to be murdered and Glenn Beck to be attacked?
February 17, 2010, 6:27:29 PM EST – Like – Reply


Grammie
The link isn't working for me although I can guess it is a call to arms against Johnny.
February 17, 2010, 6:29:01 PM EST – Like – Reply


I.M. Right
Oh that pesky 1st Amendment.  
 
Another example of how that darned Constitution gets in their way!
February 17, 2010, 6:46:57 PM EST – Like – Reply


I.M. Right
I have the perfect attorney for them.
PICTURES

Jackie Chiles, Attorney at Law
February 17, 2010, 6:31:04 PM EST – Like – Reply


 johnny dollar
I was thinking of J Cheever Loophole. (Very old movie reference.) But I think they'll end up with the law firm of Howard, Howard, and Fine.
February 17, 2010, 6:33:20 PM EST – Like – Reply


I.M. Right
Another excellent attorney would be Nathan Thurm (a 1980's SNL reference)
PICTURES

February 17, 2010, 6:49:15 PM EST – Like – Reply


 johnny dollar
A classic Martin Short character. And jt could be played by Ed Grimley!
February 17, 2010, 6:52:50 PM EST – Like – Reply


Grammie
Could somebody help out with a fresh link?  I would really like to see it.
 
Thanks.
 
BTW, CNN's Last Hope is great.  If I hadn't seen the citation I would have been sure it was satire.
February 17, 2010, 7:05:26 PM EST – Like – Reply


 johnny dollar
Grammie, you'll find it in the comments attached to this post:
 
 http://tinyurl.com/yfwkyfh
February 17, 2010, 7:17:30 PM EST – Like – Reply


Grammie
Thanks.  I just got a blank page with the first link.
 
I was going to nominate my favorite lawyer but I'm not sure if it would be PC or not.
February 17, 2010, 7:27:37 PM EST – Like – Reply


Danny
Poor Ellen has been caught with her pants down (figurantively) and she has no defense.  She applied an extremely vulgar term to Dollar and encouraged everyone to be as rude as they can possibly be when visiting Dollar's forum.  Let's look at NH defenses.  First they argue that Pr!ck is not really a bad term; that it does not mean what everyone knows it to mean.  I cite the follwong link to demonstrate that in the real world (not in the slimey Bizarro world) otherwise http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100102211815AApFfKq.  The fact that members of NH think that the word is OK just demonstrates the vulgar language they allow at NH and what a slimey putrid swamp it is.  In the real world this is not an acceptable word and the defense fails.  
 
Then Ellen says that what she says is no longer operative because it happened a whole year and a half ago.  That she has never retracted her statement in that period of time makes it even more damning.  The fact that still today she will not apologize and admit that she made a mistake makes it more damning still.   
 
I guess Her Vileness is to dense to get that she has just nuked her own accusations that Hannity was too chummy with a Nazi madman.  She will not provide us with any transcripts of their chummy relationship; Hannity has renounced Turner; and anything that might have happened occurred much further in the past than did Vile Ellen's offense.  Not that she would care, but she has now opened herself to charges of hypocrisy should she ever accuse anybody of doing anything wrong before one and a half years ago.  On so many levels, this time defense fails and fails miserably.  
 
 
Then they say that the words were addressed to littlejohnny troll after he had been banned.  However, the comment was posted on a public forum, where all the NH groupies could see it, and could be influenced by it. We can also expect that this comment is just the tip of the iceberg.  Only Gawd knows what other even more explicit and vulgar directions to misbehave were delivered privately (by email for example).  Again her miserable defense fails.  
 
The she-dogs of the hideous pound have been owned intellectually; and they know it.  That's why they they can't even pretend to think straight.  That's why they ramble; delirously spouting nonsense, lying, and hurling every insult they can think of.  They are desperate to hide the fact that they have been thorougly owned.  That's why they are so funny!
February 17, 2010, 8:30:30 PM EST – Like – Reply


Danny
littlejohnny troll is really offended by the term she-dog while he thinks that the word that Vile Ellen used is OK.  He is like the proverbial man who strained at a gnat and swallowed a camel  Peggy-the Town drunk has said that when she spoke of knee pads for myself and Cecilia in our relation to Dollar than she did not have anything sexual in mind.  That only a filthy mind would consider that.  I can be just a coy as drunk Peggy.   
 
When I describe the coven at NH as being she-dogs I only am saying what they say about themselves.  They refer to themselves as (news) Hounds or dogs, and they also refer to themselves as shes because they are women.  Both she and dog and even the combination of the two words are perfectly proper words that can be used in polite society.  The fact that littlejohnny troll wants to make more out of those words just shows (gasp) what a filthy mind he has.  It just proves that he himself is a piece of filth who has found a home in the sewer that is Newshounds.
February 17, 2010, 8:55:26 PM EST – Like – Reply


Danny
Heeerrrrrrrrreeeeeew littlejohnny Troll to provide us with comic relief  
 
He notes that in one of my previous posts that I said what I am providing are ALMOST quotes.  He even puts ALMOST in capital letters so that only the severely mentally handicaped could read it and miss it. Then he says the following (I am paraphrasing but I am fairly close):    DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH  [I kid you not.  He actually says what idiots say, as if we didn't already know he is severely mentally deficient]  DUHHHHHHHHHH  Where are the quotes?  DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH  I don't see any quotes.  DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Does Danny know there aren't any quotes?  
 
Actually I do.  If I had thought I had put in quotes I would have written  ACTUAL quotes; not ALMOST quotes.    As Bugs Bunny would say (about littlejohnny Troll) "What a maroon!"  
 
 
 
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA  littlejonny t is just too funny.   
 
He is no more than a toy clown that I wind up every now and then just to watch him go beserk.
February 17, 2010, 9:09:00 PM EST – Like – Reply


Cecelia
Well, I'm sorry to hear that Peggy made such a statement.
 
She had apologized at one point for ignoring the trash talk and apologized for what role she played in too (At one point she had likened a St. Patrick's avatar of mine to a part of Johnny's anatomy.)
 
Evidently, now all that's been revised or perhaps deleted...etc...
 
Revisionism seems to be genetic with the News Hounds.
February 17, 2010, 10:17:21 PM EST – Like – Reply


Danny
Sorry to report this Cecelia but Peggy the town drunk and the rest of the kennel are as potty mouthed now as they have always been.  At least they are talking somewhat less about you than before.  I am now drawing most of their fire.  Heck I am now drawing more fire than Dollar.   But I can handle it.  I am not going to lose any sleep over it.     
February 18, 2010, 12:55:16 AM EST – Like – Reply


Cecelia
It gets more than silly, this internet stuff.  I think it's a given that many of these folks (not ALL...) are likely to be the sort of people who are as polite as they can be in real life.  They work hard and are responsible adults.
 
However, when they sit down in front of that computer monitor, they turn into trash talking adolescents.
 
This medium brings out a lot of people's "inner child".
February 18, 2010, 6:32:48 AM EST – Like – Reply


Fox Fan
I can attest to this.
February 18, 2010, 7:14:54 AM EST – Like – Reply


Cecelia
Well, if you're speaking personally, then I'm going to tell that you're dead wrong about yourself.
 
You're probably just as adolescent in real life as online...
February 18, 2010, 8:47:37 AM EST – Like – Reply


Grammie
I clicked on like for this comment.
 
When Cecelia is in a "take no prisoners" mode I not only agree with her but do so with enthusiasm.
February 18, 2010, 12:01:26 PM EST – Like – Reply


Fox Fan
No explanation necessary, Grammie. I do spice things up for the people around me with my occasional adolescence in an otherwise dry office environment!
 
That said, did you know that by tilting your head back and imagining shaking salt into your mouth, you can actually taste salt? Your brain tricks your taste buds.
February 18, 2010, 6:26:40 PM EST – Like – Reply


Chris
Thanks for the links
February 17, 2010, 7:08:03 PM EST – Like – Reply


Mike C.
Re: "Fox News contributor subpoenaed!": Relax, everyone.  It's just Dr. Baden.
February 17, 2010, 7:23:39 PM EST – Like – Reply


 johnny dollar
Heh. I just thought I'd try a HuffPo/Media Matters type headline for a change!   
February 17, 2010, 7:24:22 PM EST – Like – Reply


Chris
LOL
February 17, 2010, 7:28:36 PM EST – Like – Reply


ramjet
Huffpo Headline:
 
"Beck Attacks Maddow With 'Editor' Smear, Rachel Mans Up"
February 17, 2010, 11:47:27 PM EST – Like – Reply