The Name Game

Take the All-New Fox Haters Challenge: Olby Edition!

Name-calling and personal attacks: the last resort of all propagandists and smear merchants. Just how far over the bend have the Fox haters tumbled? Can you identify their most creative, cultured insults? Take the all-new Fox Haters Challenge! As in our previous challenges, here are ten examples, but this time they are all culled from the ravings of the most rabid Fox hater in all broadcasting: Keith Olbermann. Just match Olby's personal attacks with the FNC personnel who were his victims. Ten points for each correct response. We don't have any fancy HTML, so you'll have to keep track of your answers the old-fashioned way: jot them down.

The quiz begins now...

01. According to Keith Olbermann, who is dim-witted and an evil f---?
  • Bill O'Reilly
  • Rupert Murdoch
  • Roger Ailes
  • Domenica Davis

02. Who is nothing more than a flack?
  • Bill O'Reilly
  • Brian Wilson
  • Sean Hannity
  • Robert Novak

03. Who is a monkey?
  • Bill O'Reilly
  • Sean Hannity
  • Chris Wallace
  • Kelly Wright

04. Who is a fool and a crazy nitwit?
  • Bill O'Reilly
  • Michelle Malkin
  • Julie Banderas
  • Geraldine Ferraro

05. Who is a jackass?
  • Bill O'Reilly
  • Geraldo Rivera
  • Fred Barnes
  • Harold Ford Jr

06. Who is a fat ass?
  • Bill O'Reilly
  • Rupert Murdoch
  • Geraldo Rivera
  • Roger Ailes

07. Who is a sick pig?
  • Bill O'Reilly
  • John Gibson
  • Brit Hume
  • Robert Novak

08. Who is an amoral, corrupt, water-carrying hack?
  • Bill O'Reilly
  • Neil Cavuto
  • Brit Hume
  • Brian Kilmeade

09. Who is a rapidly deteriorating fathead?
  • Bill O'Reilly
  • Shepard Smith
  • Mort Kondracke
  • John Gibson

10. Who are zombies?
  • Fox News viewers
  • Fox News advertisers
  • Fox News employees
  • Dow Jones shareholders

Each correct response is worth ten points. For the answers, and how to compute your final score, click on the picture of Olbermann:

posted: Wed - August 1, 2007 at 11:41 AM       j$p  send 

Didn't know any of them. Never watched it, which is why I don't comment on the program and how good (or bad) it is.  
Watch the O'Reilly recaps on though.
August 1, 2007, 1:13:18 PM EDT – Like – Reply

Tim G
I would like to thank Olbermann for giving Fox even more publicity. It has to just eat him alive that he gets his ass beat by the Factor every night. He dwells on it so much he must dream about Bill O'Reilly. Did anyone notice Dan Patrick quit the show he and Olbermann do on the radio. Where will he go now? The rest of ESPN hates him. Maybe he and Rosie can do a show together on Air America.
August 1, 2007, 2:50:10 PM EDT – Like – Reply

Tim G
Did anyone catch how irritated he was that Fox News Corp bought the Wall Street Journal? He could barely contain himself. He of course brought on an Air America hack to help him in his sorrow. I don't care who wins the election as long as its a Republican just to see this guy freak out on national TV. MSNBC has him on their election coverage for some reason. It pretty much says it all about that network.
August 1, 2007, 2:54:11 PM EDT – Like – Reply

I scored 20 but that's only because I guessed Bill O'Reilly for all all of them. 
BTW-Just to prove even a deranged fool like Olbermann can be right..."
5. Who is a jackass? Geraldo Rivera"
You really can't disagree with that one.
August 1, 2007, 2:57:30 PM EDT – Like – Reply

And Monday night the oralomutt stated that it, NYT-Rupert, was a dead deal. The only thing this moronic libby can get right is.....okay after 5 mins I couldn't come up with anything.
August 1, 2007, 3:43:32 PM EDT – Like – Reply

Drew, I scored the same because I guessed O'Reilly for all of them as well, I've never seen such obsession like this guy has for O'Reilly.
August 1, 2007, 4:07:06 PM EDT – Like – Reply

I guessed O'Reilly for all of them too. Olberhack has some crazed jealous obsession with Bill O'Reilly. What a tool.
August 1, 2007, 4:25:31 PM EDT – Like – Reply

Fox Fan
I got a 50 and I've never even watched Olby's show for more than a few minutes. Why would I when there's a good show on at the same time? I think I somehow understand the Olbyloonpocrisy.
August 1, 2007, 7:02:23 PM EDT – Like – Reply

I don't have to take the challenge. I hate Fox News and everyone who likes it. Simple. F'n Idiots!!!
August 1, 2007, 9:42:54 PM EDT – Like – Reply

Daytona... it must be nice to be a self-righteous bigot. And so proud too!
Daytona says "I scoff at free speech and freedom of expression! LISTEN TO MEEEEEEEEE!"
August 1, 2007, 9:50:57 PM EDT – Like – Reply

Fox Fan
It's OK for Daytona to hate FNC. Haters are evidence of success.
August 1, 2007, 10:19:55 PM EDT – Like – Reply

johnny dollar
> I hate Fox News and everyone who likes it.
Every once in a while I hear from someone who says there's no such thing as Fox haters. Here is exhibit A.
August 1, 2007, 10:50:07 PM EDT – Like – Reply

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August 4, 2007, 11:40:30 AM EDT – Like – Reply